When is it too late for leftovers?
I got into a fight with my apple watch today...
Don't you miss the days when you were under 12 and consumed chicken fingers every time you went out to eat?
Apparently rapper, legendary gangster and SVU star Ice-T has never had a bagel in his life.
Today I thought I may be reaching the end on my walk back from the gym to my apartment.
Once upon a time, the biggest woe in my life was that my name was not featured in Mambo #5
Raise your hand if you have reached the level of adultness where you don't have friends.
I cook because I get hungry....